Where to Travel?

With the Sip Family limiting our travel to the United States – at least for the next few years – that begs the question: where should we visit? Here are some places the Sip Advisor would like to see:

Mexico

While that brief cartel issue blip caused me a little concern with travelling ‘down Mexico way’, that has all seemed to pass and we can consider some fun (and drinks) in the sun of our North American brother once again. An all-inclusive in a place such as Puerto Vallarta (a preferred destination for the Sip Family) is always a possibility, while we’ve heard good things about Mexico City and would also like to explore Tijuana more, many years removed from a craft beer and tacos tour we did of the city in 2018.

Scotland

While I’ve claimed to be retired from European travel, I’m willing to suspend that attitude for a sojourn to Scotland. It is where a good deal of my heritage/ancestry comes from, not to mention I’d love to follow one of the Scotch trails. It would also be great to see some of the major cities that make up the country, including Edinburgh and Glasgow. Hell, even (badly) playing a round of golf would be… well, frustratingly fun.

Ireland

I absolutely adore Ireland and it’s a place I’d like to share with the Siplings, as we have some ancestry from the country. This is another locale that I will waive my anti-European travel edict for. Sure, the trip would be very different to when our crew visited in 2016, prior to any kids coming onto the horizon, but I’m sure we could find a good blend of activities to satisfy adults and children alike.

Cuba

Mrs. Sip has been to Cuba before, enjoying the country on a 2009 girl’s trip, but I have never experienced the destination for myself. I think it would be a neat getaway, even if the all-inclusive resorts there aren’t up to the same level as other parts of the world. Seeing things from a different perspective and ideology would certainly be memorable.

Caribbean Cruise

You don’t have to do much to convince me to board a cruise. I love being able to see a few locations, while sailing the days away. The Siplings also enjoy cruises, particularly the kid’s clubs they have access to – and where we can leave them to revel in some rare adult only time. Everyone wins! There are many Caribbean island ports that I’d like to visit, in particular Jamaica, the Bahamas and the Virgin Islands.

Japan

Mrs. Sip and I believe the Siplings would absolutely love Japan, thanks to their enjoyment of Pokémon, Nintendo and other media that comes from the country. Having spent two weeks there a decade ago, we would love to return and explore more, which is made much easier through the bullet train system. During that 2016 stay in Japan, we only saw Mt. Fuji from a distance on one of our rail journeys, so that’s something we’d have to cross off the destination list.

South Korea

Mrs. Sip and I had fun during our Busan cruise port stop in 2016 and would like to see more of the country. We found the people to be incredibly kind and helpful to us tourists and those are the type of places you feel better exploring, especially with young kids. Seoul would be a must-stop if we returned and I’ve become a big fan of many Korean culinary items, from soju to bulgogi and others delicacies in between.

Across Canada

For whatever reason, my own country kind of bores me. That said, maybe this is the time to explore parts of Canada and find some of its hidden gems. Mrs. Sip has broached the subject of travelling north, moving through our own province, before arriving at seldomly-visited capitals like Whitehorse and Yellowknife, perhaps getting to immerse ourselves in the Northern Lights. Also, as much as I hate Toronto, the Hockey Hall of Fame is a top tourist destination, while cities such as Montreal and Ottawa have much to offer. And let’s not forget about the Maritimes provinces and how much fun can be found amongst great people.

Australia/New Zealand

Mrs. Sip and I enjoyed our time in Australia and New Zealand in 2008 so much that we’ve always wanted to return. Showing the kids these countries is high on our list, but it takes quite the commitment – both financially and in time – to get there. Once you’re there, you want to stay a while and get to as much of the continent as possible, as you never know when you’ll get the chance to return. Mrs. Sip, who lived there for a few months, was sure she’d be back by now, but it just hasn’t happened yet.

Dubai

This playground for the young and old alike would be a lot of fun to experience as a family. Girl Sip was technically there – in Mrs. Sip’s tummy – when we did our babymoon cruise through the Suez Canal in 2017. I can see us having a ton of fun checking out theme and water parks, with the only downsides being how expensive these would be and the fact the United Arab Emirates is technically a dry country and finding a place for a drink is not as easy as the Sip Advisor would prefer.

Hastily Made Suitcase

  • Muddle Kiwi
  • 2 oz Gin
  • 0.5 oz Elderflower Liqueur
  • Top with Mango Juice
  • Dash of Agave Syrup
  • Garnish with a Kiwi Slice

That wraps the list of places we could potentially travel to. In the end, we might not be able to do much at all for the next couple years, as a major construction project going on around our townhouse complex will cause a fair bit of financial strain and stress, limiting the Sip Family during some prime years for the Siplings. It is what it is!

November 5 – International Incident

Drink Nation

I recently stumbled upon a report about the 10 greatest drinking nations in the world. Sadly, Canada did not make that list, but neither did our neighbours to the south… or even their neighbours to the south. Here are my thoughts on those that did crack the top 10 and where I think Canadians need to improve to better our future ranking.

10. Australia

While Australia has wine and beer creations to its credit, I can’t think of any liquors they’ve introduced to the world. The article does point out that former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke made the Guinness Book of World Records for downing 2.5 pints of beer in 2.5 seconds. If that’s the effort your politicians are putting forward, I guess you deserve to be on this list.

Kangaroo Drinking

Wow, even the roos are getting in on the act!

9. Germany

The land of Oktoberfest; the event which has largely earned them this spot on the countdown. Germany is known for their beer making, beer serving (wenches impressively carrying eight beer steins at the same time), and beer consumption. Although the Czech citizens drink more beer than the Germans, that’s still not enough to topple this suds nation.

8. Uganda

How does an African nation make this list? Does professional wrestler Kamala (the Ugandan Giant) have something to do with this, forcing the country’s way onto the list through sheer intimidation tactics? Apparently residents will gather and sit around a pot of ajono (beer-like substance) and pass a long straw around. Not sure that earns their way onto this list.

7. South Korea

All this despite South Korea’s strict social guidelines. Apparently, it’s common practice in the country to get plastered on mixes of beer and whiskey and let loose, getting out all of your pent-up anger and frustration. So, basically what every drinker in the world does when they’re a few wobbly pops deep into the night!

Korean drinking

6. Moldova

According to the World Health Organization, Moldova is the most liquored up nation in the world. Stats say that per person, each resident drinks 18 litres of alcohol in a year. Does that include children? The former Soviet nation’s favourite hangover cure is pickle juice and I’m down with that. Perhaps we could share some Moldovian fruit brandies, followed by pickles for breakfast!

5. Ecuador

The local liquor in Ecuador, Zhumir, is affectionately known as “hangover in a bottle”… that’s a challenge the Sip Advisor would like to take, given my invincibility towards the morning after suffering. Etiquette in the country dictates that you cannot start drinking until someone has made a toast, so if you’re all alone, make sure there’s a mirror in your room to cheers yourself.

4. France

Home to the Champagne region and too-many-to-count wineries. Apparently the people of France turn their nose up to selling liquor from other countries. That’s not really surprising, but it means they’re really missing out, especially with Belgian beers, Spanish sangria and English gin offerings so close to their borders.

french-funny-flag

What does this have to do with drinking? Nothing, but I’m posting it anyway! Suck it, France!

3. Russia

Russians drink vodka at all times of the day. It’s just their way of life. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, bedtime snack… no time of day is enjoyed sans vodka. Russia is the all-important buckle of the Vodka Belt. I’m totally down with people that don’t drink in normal conventions. We’d get along real well.

2. China

Sadly, this site has never received a viewer from the massive country of China. Thanks to the nation’s censorship laws, citizens often have to tether on to other countries internet signals to access non-governmental approved sites. I guess the more citizens you have (and China of course has tons) the more liquor you need to keep the population docile and happy and therefore your portfolio in the alcohol world grows.

1. United Kingdom

While I’ve always had a good time drinking in the U.K., I’m not sure I agree with the country taking the top spot on this list. That said, the country is lined with bars that are often packed to the brim with people looking to get boozed up. They can also be credited with much of the world’s gin production and for that, we thank them. Party on Brits!

Drink #309: International Incident

International Incident Drink Recipe

  • 0.5 oz Irish Crème
  • 0.5 oz Vodka
  • 0.5 oz Amaretto
  • 0.5 oz Coffee Liqueur
  • 0.5 oz Macadamia Nut Liqueur
  • Splash of Milk
  • Garnish with Macadamia Nuts

If the fine folks in Mexico can’t even crack the list, despite their IP on tequila production, then us schlubs in Canada shouldn’t feel so bad. I also question nations like Ireland (although I guess it’s kind of part of the U.K.) and Belgium not cracking the top 10. I want answers, dammit!

Sip Advisor Bar Notes (4.5 Sips out of 5):
This recipe is intended to be a shot, but I increased the ingredient increments and turned it into a nightcap cocktail. The drink gave me my first chance to use our Macadamia Nut Liqueur, which I subbed for the originally scheduled Hazelnut Liqueur and it tasted great. A highlight of the cocktail was the hint of salt you got with each sip, thanks to the Macadamia Nuts garnish!