New Hampshire – Gundalow

Each week, the Sip Advisor will alphabetically travel the United States, discovering the best each state has to offer in a variety of subjects. Today, we travel to New Hampshire to see what the Granite State is all about. As one of the first American colonies, there’s a lot of history to delve through, so let’s get right to it:

Motto: “Live Free or Die” – …Hard? Would that not be the coolest State Motto ever?

Food: Boiled Dinner – corned beef with cabbage and root vegetables, such as potatoes, turnips, carrots, and beets – is big in New Hampshire, as well as all of New England. Any leftovers are repurposed the next morning as a diced and fried breakfast hash.

Drink: The Squamscot Beverages soda company has been around since 1863. The company is still based out of their original building and use the slogan: “Experience the Past… One Sip at a Time.” Unique flavours in their lineup include Maple Cream, Half and Half (lemon and grapefruit) and Fruit Bowl (fruit punch).

NH Motto

Site to See: Until 2003, one of New Hampshire’s top attractions was the Old Man of the Mountain, which was a collection of five granite ledges that made the profile of a face. Sadly, the Old Man collapsed due to repeated freezing and thawing. The Old Man appears on New Hampshire licence plates, their Statehood Quarter and state route signs. Today, there is an Old Man memorial used to recreate the original.

Street: Two other New Hampshire highlights, White Mountain National Forest and Mount Washington, each have their own notable route. Kancamagus Highway, which winds through White Mountain National Forest, is said to be one of the best areas to see New Hampshires famous fall foliage, while the Mount Washington Auto Road is the oldest manmade tourist attraction.

TV Show: Adult animated comedy, Assy McGee, is set in Exeter. There, the buttocks detective (yes, you read that right) solved crimes with human partner Don Sanchez for two seasons and 20 episodes. The series was a parody of the buddy cop genre. Most main voices for the show were done by Larry Murphy, who also plays Teddy on Bob’s Burgers.

Movie: The Jumanji franchise of films is set in New Hampshire. The first film, starring Robin Williams as Alan Parrish, was also filmed in Keene. When news of Williams’ death became public, a makeshift memorial to the actor was set up underneath the Parrish Shoes sign, which had remained on a building since the movie’s production.

McGee

Book/Author: Poet Robert Frost earned his first of a record four Pulitzer Prizes for Poetry with his book New Hampshire: A Poem with Notes and Grace Notes. The Robert Frost Farm, in Derry, is where he wrote much of his most celebrated work, including Tree at My Window and Mending Wall. Also celebrating the writer’s legacy is The Frost Place, in Franconia.

Fictional Character: Professor Robert Langdon, the symbology expert protagonist from The Da Vinci Code series of books and movies, is a New Hampshirite. Author Dan Brown is a New Hampshire native himself and created the character as an alter ego, giving Langdon a matching birthdate, hometown (Exeter) and school, among other qualities.

Fictional City: Mandrake Falls is where the story of Longfellow Deeds (from the film Mr. Deeds) begins. The character runs his own pizza joint, while also trying to write the perfect Hallmark greeting card. When a substantial fortune is left to Deeds by his distant granduncle, the small town man is launched into a different world.

Actor/Actress: The Sandman, Adam Sandler, was raised in Manchester, before going onto becoming one of the most bankable film stars ever. A few of Sandler’s films have been set in New Hampshire, including the animated Eight Crazy Nights. While some may have grown tired of his childish act, Sandler has remained popular and excelled in dramatic roles.

Robert Langdon

Song: Granite State of Mind by The Super Secret Project is a parody of Jay-Z’s Empire State of Mind. It is a clever spoof of the popular ode to New York, with many points from this article coming up in the song. While some shots are taken at the state, the tune seems to come from a place of love for it, as well.

Band/Musician: Ronnie James Dio was born in Portsmouth. He is famous for founding and fronting a number of heavy metal bands, most notably Black Sabbath. Perhaps his greatest contribution to music and the world, in general, was popularizing the devil horns hand gesture, by using it during performances.

People: Alan Shepard, born in Derry, was the first American in space. He later returned on another mission, becoming the fifth man on the moon. Sadly, New Hampshire’s involvement in space also includes Christa McAuliffe, who was supposed to be the first teacher sent into orbit, but was part of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger explosion, which occurred 73 seconds after liftoff.

Animal: Colossus the Gorilla, lived at Benson’s Wild Animal Farm, in Hudson, for approximately 20 years, between the late 1960’s to 1987. Colossus, at over 500 pounds, was one of the largest gorillas ever in captivity and was included as a presidential candidate for a New Hampshire primary election, resulting in his inclusion in a set of trading cards for that event.

Invention: A necessary evil, which nearly every single person around the world uses, the alarm clock was invented by Levi Hutchins, of Concord, in 1787. His creation could only go off at 4am each morning, the time he had to get up and start his day. 60 years later, a mechanical alarm clock was finally created and patented by a French inventor.

Crime: In 2017, the previously unsolved Bear Brook Murders were attributed to Terry Peder Rasmussen (aka the Chameleon Killer), who died in prison, in 2010. The crime was uncovered with the discovery of four skeletons (two in 1985 and two more in 2000) in Bear Brook State Park. The victims were identified as a mother and her two daughters, along with another unidentified young girl, linked to Rasmussen by DNA.

Law: New Hampshire is the only state that has no law requiring adults to wear seatbelts in vehicles. That takes “live free or die” to a whole new level.

Sports Team: Another state with no professional teams; therefore, the NCAA programs of Dartmouth College (the Big Green) and the University of New Hampshire (the Wildcats) are the top sporting attractions. Mount Washington also provides the setting for annual bicycle and running races.

Alarm Clock

Athlete: Two Olympic legends hail from New Hampshire, swimmer Jenny Thompson and skier Bode Miller. Thompson won 12 medals, eight of them gold, over four Olympics. Miller won six Olympic medals over his career, including gold at the 2010 Vancouver games, to go along with four World Championship golds and 33 World Cup wins.

Famous Home: American patriotic character, Uncle Sam, was based on meat supplier Samuel Wilson. Wilson’s childhood home, dubbed Uncle Sam’s House, can be found in Mason. The property is now privately owned, but is noted by a historical marker telling Wilson’s story.

Urban Legend: In 1961, New Hampshire residents Barney and Betty Hill claimed they were abducted by aliens. This was the first widely known American case of alien abduction. The spot where the couple claimed to have been abducted from, near Lincoln, has been highlighted with a historical marker. Also, Salem is home to America’s Stonehenge, also known as Mystery Hill.

Museum: Funspot, in Laconia, is home to the American Classic Arcade Museum. Combined, they comprise the world’s largest arcade, according to Guinness World Records. The museum portion exhibits close to 200 arcade games, all released prior to 1990. There’s also a Museum of Dumb Guy Stuff, in Portsmouth, which might as well hold pieces of my lifetime collection.

Uncle Sam

Firsts: New Hampshire holds the first primary election of every presidential election cycle and has a law in place to ensure they always remain first. Originally held on the second Tuesday of March, moves by both the Democratic and Republican parties, as well as other states, have required New Hampshire to move their primary as far up as January 8.

Company: The Old Farmer’s Almanac, the oldest continuously published periodical in the U.S., is published by New Hampshire’s Yankee Publishing. Since 1792, the guide has provided farmers with weather forecasts, planting charts, recipes and other info, including predictions on what will occur over the next year, in areas such as fashion and technology.

Events: New Hampshire played a great role in the American Revolution, with patriots removing powder and guns from Fort William and Fort Mary. Later, they inspired other patriots to fight, despite losing the Battle of Bunker Hill. They were the first colony to declare independence from England and set up an independent government, which resulted in them having the first vote towards the Declaration of Independence.

Miscellaneous: Nursery rhyme Mary Had a Little Lamb, was created by Sarah Josepha Hale, of Newport. The teacher and activist would go on to a lengthy career as editor of Godey’s Lady’s Book. 47 years after Mary Had a Little Lamb was published, it became the first recording by Thomas Edison, using his newly-created phonograph.

Gundalow

Gundalow

  • 2.5 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Cranberry Liqueur
  • 0.5 oz Triple Sec
  • Splash of Lime Juice
  • Garnish with Cranberries

There is a second Gundalow recipe, using Apple Brandy, bitters and sugar. The drink is named after a cargo ship that was often found in New England waters, dating back to the 1800’s. Also, the first known time the word ‘cocktail’ was published in America was in the 1803 The Farmer’s Cabinet, published in Amherst.

August 8 – Killer Kool-Aid

Beverage of State

Did you know that a number of American states have an official beverage? That’s right, on top of having state flowers and birds, more than half of the country’s states have gone to the trouble of selecting an official drink as well. While an overwhelming number of those states have taken the easy and politically correct route of naming milk as their bevvy of choice, here are the states that chose to shake things up and ruffle some feathers (of birds… hopefully roughly… stupid birds).

Nebraska – Kool-Aid

Nebraska lamed out a little by also choosing milk as their official beverage, but they did select Kool-Aid as their state soft drink. When I was a little sipper, I knew I was destined for a life of mixology thanks to the experiments I conducted with Kool-Aid. I mixed it with a number of ingredients, searching for the next great recipe. Pepsi and Kool-Aid, or as I called it, Kontaminated Kool-Aid, provided my most favourable results.

Kool-Aid

Alabama – Conecuh Ridge Whiskey

How awesome would it be to live in a place that’s official drink was freakin’ Whiskey?! I must admit, though, I’m a little surprised that Alabama didn’t go with Moonshine as their most famous liquid offering, but I guess they had to play a little nice with the process. Good on ya, Alabama!

Massachusetts – Cranberry Juice

I guess the fine folks of Massachusetts have some serious urinary issues if they’ve chosen Cranberry Juice as their official drink. Hey, whatever keeps them healthy and happy. Cranberry Juice does factor into a lot of cocktails, so perhaps they were onto something when choosing this mixer.

Florida – Orange Juice

This is a bit of a no-brainer as Florida is renowned for their Orange Juice. I wonder if O.J. Simpson was on hand for the ceremony making the juice the official beverage of the state. This would, of course, be years before his legal troubles, but being born in California he might be partial to that states orange juice history.

orange-juice

Rhode Island – Coffee Milk

Rhode Island wanted to follow suit with much of the country, but also tried to remain unique by picking Coffee Milk. I’m supposing this means much of the state runs around with a caffeine buzz leading to insomnia and a rash of Starbucks popping up to capitalize on the movement. My take on coffee and its subsidiaries can be found here.

Maine – Moxie

Moxie is Maine’s official soft drink and is made with the bitter tasting gentian root extract. While it is Maine’s state soft drink because creator Dr. Augustin Thompson was born in the state, the drink was actually produced in Massachusetts… I smell a blood feud!

Indiana – Water

How boring of a selection is this!? It’s like it didn’t even try! Don’t get me wrong, I love my H2O and whenever I’m not consuming alcohol, I’m downing the clear stuff to balance myself out, but come on… couldn’t they settle on something with even the slightest intrigue? Shame, Indiana… kind of sounds like a cool place to live.

diet water

New Hampshire – Apple Cider

An interesting selection, indeed… apparently this decision grew from a student campaign (their teacher wanted to get kids interested in government and show them they have a voice even at their useless age!) and even Facebook page to get the government to make it all official.

South Carolina – State-Grown Tea

I’m assuming this could be used in either hot or iced tea, but perhaps I’d cause an international incident for drinking one and not the other. South Carolina is another state that picked milk as its official beverage, but State-Grown Tea is their State Hospitality Beverage… yes, such a thing exists.

Ohio – Tomato Juice

This kind of reminds me of the Simpsons episode where the town of Shelbyville is forced to worship a turnip tree (once Springfield gets its precious lemon tree back) and the citizens can’t stand eating the vile vegetable. I’m curious as to how many people actually drink the official beverage of their state regularly. P.S.: Tomato Juice is gross!

Drink #220: Killer Kool-Aid

Aug 8

  • Rim glass with Kool-Aid Powder
  • 1 oz Vodka (I used Grey Goose Cherry Noir)
  • 0.5 oz Melon Liqueur
  • 0.5 oz Amaretto
  • Top with Cranberry Juice
  • Splash of Lemon-Lime Soda
  • Garnish with Lime Wedge

I’m surprised more states haven’t named an official beverage. California could choose wine, given its wonderful wine regions. Washington State could go with Apple Juice thanks to the production industry there. Finally, Michigan could choose motor oil as a nod to being the home of motor vehicle manufacturing.

Sip Advisor Bar Notes (4 Sips out of 5):
I have to say that this drink tastes an awful lot like Kool-Aid… plus a little bit of the hard stuff! I used Grey Goose Cherry Noir Vodka, which added a nice flavour with the top shelf spirit and all was well… oh yeah!