Whatcha Get Me?
Today, Mrs. Sip and I celebrate one year of marriage! While doing research for our celebration, I came across the list of traditional and modern anniversary gifts. Some make sense – you know, your typical array of varying jewelry and fine materials – while others take a little more time to wrap your head around. Here are some of those items that brought a smile to my face:
Paper (1st) – Could this be the divorce agreement!?
Cotton (2nd) – So, a collection of ear swabs, cotton balls and panty liners should suffice, right!?
Fruit and Flowers (4th) – Here’s an apple and a posy. Let’s see which one goes bad first…
Sugar (6th) – Looks like anniversary #6 will be highlighted by rimmed daiquiris!
Salt (8th) – So, if I grab Mrs. Sip some McDonald’s fries, have I satisfied the tradition?
Wine (85th) – Oh, sure, make things easier on the older folks, who might actually have the money to spend on these items!
Clock (1st) – I think Mrs. Sip would take this as an insult, given that she’s always late and I’ve been trying for over a decade to correct that behaviour!
Appliances (4th) – Okay, you’ve survived the first few years of marriage… now it’s time to get that girl to start doing some dishes… cooking you meals… washing your clothes… all that other chauvinistic stuff. What says love more than a crock pot or a toaster oven? Ironically, I do all that for our little household. Mrs. Sip works long hours and I’m generally around more, so I take care of details like cleaning up our place and preparing dinner.
Wood Objects (6th) – Oh, this one is too easy… next!
Pen and Pencil Sets (7th) – You’d figure that this gift idea would be a little higher up on the list. I wonder if pen and pencil sets have lost all meaning since everyone just uses computers nowadays. Mrs. Sip, if you’re reading this, just get me a new laptop!
Lace (8th) – Finally things start to get a little interesting. Lace… on Mrs. Sip… yes, please!
Leather Goods (9th) – Almost as good as the lace, but is this because by this point the marriage needs a little something to spice it up?
Engraved Marble (90th) – If Mrs. Sip and I actually make it to our 90th anniversary, you can damn well bet that I’ll be getting that shizzle engraved! I guess by that point we would be buying each others…tombstones? (nothing so “forever” like matching headstones, right?
Drink #237: Wedding Anniversary)
- 1 oz Vodka (I used Beluga)
- 1 oz Galliano
- 0.5 oz Campari
- Top with Orange Juice
- Garnish with a Raspberry
Happy anniversary, baby! It’s the paper anniversary, but our printer is busted and I’m all into recycling, so I made you this post instead. You can print it at work at a later date!
Sip Advisor Bar Notes (2.5 Sips out of 5):
This cocktail tastes pretty good… right up until the Campari-kick comes in at the end and ruins the entire taste you were previously enjoying. My recommendation is to sub out the Campari for any other Bitters you might have.