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Cocktail Corner – Victory Drink

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My playing days for a number of sports have passed me by – tough to say at 42 years old, but it’s true. Sadly, some newer sporting concepts came around too late for me to take a crack at and others I don’t have much interest in trying. Here are some sports I’ve never played:

Ultimate Frisbee

Aside from making sure you don’t spill the beer in your other hand, it’s fun to toss a frisbee around when camping or otherwise outdoors. That said, I’ve never had a chance to try my skills at Ultimate Frisbee, a sport I think I might have been decent at. Mrs. Sip and I have recently tried Disc Golf and while vast improvements are needed, it’s a fun way to spend an afternoon.

Pickleball

All the rage amongst senior citizens – and, to be fair, some young folks, as well. I could see Mrs. Sip and I picking up this activity once our schedule clears of kid bookings in the distant future. For now, though, I won’t be running out to buy a paddle and ball set… no matter how much I like pickles!

Boxing

Mrs. Sip will tell you I already have brain issues, so taking repeated blows to my head doesn’t sound very appealing. Putting on a set of gloves and hitting the punching or speed bag looks like it could be fun – and I’ve heard it’s a hell of a workout – but the opportunity has never presented itself.

Cricket

Such a needlessly complicated game, but what puts it on this list is the fact that Canada just isn’t a cricketing nation. I did try to learn the game and enjoyed watching it when studying in the U.K. and my one-channel TV played daily highlights of the 2007 World Cup, but that just didn’t translate once I returned home.

Skateboarding

Sure, I’ve been on a skateboard before, but I’ve never done more than a couple quick rides. My only true interaction with the sport is from X-Games viewing, Tony Hawk video game playing and Fail Army videos, which always seem filled with skateboarding mishaps.

BMX

See above.

Polo

This is similar to the cricket entry, as there really aren’t many polo grounds to be found in this part of the world. Add in the fact that I loathe horseback riding and this is not a good activity recipe.

Water Polo

This version of polo has potential, as I love being in the water and enjoyed playing European Handball in gym class as a teenager. Despite my intrigue, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the sport as an option anywhere close to me.

Racquet Ball

Perhaps the issue here is I don’t have business partners to play with while skipping out of work, as seems to be how the activity is portrayed in media. Once I’ve established myself in the corporate world, look out for me on the court!

Archery

While I love Robin Hood, particularly the Disney cartoon version of the folk character, I’ve never attempted to load bow and shoot an arrow. It seems so complicated. Boy Sip has a Nerf bow toy that I may try at some point as I’m often challenged to Nerf battles by my young adversary.

Gymnastics

I like doing flips and shit (or at least the younger version of me did), so I think I would have enjoyed being a gymnast. Plus, I bet my junk would have looked pretty impressive in one of those spandex singlets!

Field Hockey

While ice hockey is my favourite sport and is the national winter sport of Canada, the field version has never seemed to gain much traction in the country. Us hosers just love being in ice cold rinks too much.

Parkour

As a kid, I loved climbing and running around. Parkour combines these two activities in a blend of daredevil art. Boy Sip seems to have the energy and bravado to excel at the activity, with the only problem being finding a local outlet for him to try it.

MMA/Martial Arts

I have no belts in my collection, having never participated in karate, judo, jujitsu, etc. That said, I have a never quit attitude and I do not lack discipline. I’ve heard of others entering these worlds later in life, so I won’t close the book on these activities just yet.

Cocktail Corner: Victory Drink

  • 2 oz White Rum
  • Top with Lemonade
  • Splash of Cranberry Juice
  • Garnish with a Lime Wedge

What sports have you never played? If you’ve tried any of the above-mentioned activities, what’s your advice to a curious, albeit lazy, Sip Advisor?

Ukraine – Fireball Martini

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Brotherly Brawlers

It’s not often that a country can lay claim to one heavyweight title fighter, but a pair of brothers that are equally adept in the ring is a truly rare feat. Ukraine’s Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko are both champions and give the Ukraine an image to be feared. Let’s take a look at the brothers and their rise to international stardom:

Vitali (born July 19, 1971) is nearly five years older than his brother Wladimir (born March 25, 1976). Both men made their debut on the same night (November, 6, 1996) in Hamburg, Germany. Not surprisingly, each brother was victorious, with Vitali KO’ing Tony Bradham at 1:14 of the second round. He was bested by Wladimir, who beat Fabian Meza by knockout at 1:35 of the first round.

Klitschko Jab

Prior to entering the professional ranks, Wladimir competed at the 1996 Olympics, winning gold in the Super Heavyweight division. Vitali was a member of the same team, but was booted off for testing positive for a banned substance. This opened the door for Wladimir, who was intended to compete in the Heavyweight Division and was struggling to make the weight limit, thus bumping up to Super Heavyweight, taking Vitali’s spot.

Vitali was also quite successful before his pro boxing career began, but in the discipline of kickboxing, where he was a six-time World Champion (twice as an amateur and four times professionally) with a record of 34-1, including 22 knockouts.

Vitali took four years off from the sport from 2004 to 2008. When he returned, he defeated Samuel Peter to win back the WBC World Heavyweight Championship. At the same time, Wladimir was in possession of the WBO, IBF, and IBO heavyweight titles (the longest reigning champion for each of those belts), marking the first time two brothers held world championships at the same time.

Klitschko Belts

When Wladimir added the WBA World Heavyweight Championship to his collection in 2011, the broskis held every world title (and continued to do so for the next 2 years, 5 months, and 13 days). Vitali forfeited his title in 2013, in order to enter the political realm in the Ukraine.

Vitali is extremely well-educated, having earned a master’s degree in social development and a doctorate in sport science, which netted him the nickname Dr. Ironfist. He was chosen as the leader of the Ukrainian Democratic Allice for Reform Party and has twice sought to be elected as the mayor of Kiev. Vitali has been awarded Germany’s highest civilian honour, the Federal Cross of Merit for his achievements. Not to be unmatched, Wladimir also garnered a doctorate in sport science, changing his nickname from The Steel Hammer to Dr. Steel Hammer.

Outside of the ring, the Klitschko’s operate K2 Promotions and K2 East Promotions. They are also active in the philanthropy world with their Klitschko Brothers Fund, which works to help children around the world. The brothers have agreed to work with UNESCO (the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization), as of 2002.

Klitschko Fight Mode

Wladimir auctioned off his 1996 gold medal at an event in 2012, hoping to raise money to help Ukrainian children. The winning bid came in at $1 million, with the buyer immediately returning the medal to the boxer, not out of fear, but because he believed the treasure should remain with Wladimir and his family. Really gives you the warm fuzzies!

Wladimir appeared in the movie Ocean’s 11, fighting Lennox Lewis during the great heist and starred in the music video for ‘Part of Me,’ by Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave fame. Regardless of all the bragging rights that come with being a boxing champion, Wladimir can also claim to be engaged to actress Hayden Penettiere from the TV shows Heroes and Nashville. The couple announced in 2014 that they are expecting their first child.

Combined, the sibling’s all-time record is 107 wins and 5 losses, with 93 knockouts. Vitali is 45-2-0 with 41 KOs, while Wladimir is 62-3-0 with 52 KOs. Vitali may not have as many knockouts as his little brother, but his KO percentage of 87% is the highest ever in the history of heavyweight champions. Despite his two losses, Vitali rarely lost a round and was never knocked down or out in competition. When he hasn’t come out as the winner, it’s because injuries suffered during a bout have caused him to concede defeat.

Ukraine: Fireball Martini

Fireball Martini

Although an encounter between the two siblings would be highly marketable, Vitali and Wladimir have both insisted that they would never fight each other. The Sip Advisor and his broski didn’t follow this mantra and faced off on pay-per-view in what has been viewed as the least watched sporting exhibition in history!

Sip Advisor Bar Notes (3 Sips out of 5):
When I first heard of this Vodka, I knew it would be a perfect addition to the Sip Advisor collection. I’m a fan of drinks that offer a little burn and this was no different. I could have used a little more heat, but that’s just me. I dared Mrs. Sip to take a bite of the Hot Pepper garnish and when she turned it back on me, I was game… I took my bite and let the flames fly for the next few minutes!