My playing days for a number of sports have passed me by – tough to say at 42 years old, but it’s true. Sadly, some newer sporting concepts came around too late for me to take a crack at and others I don’t have much interest in trying. Here are some sports I’ve never played:
Ultimate Frisbee
Aside from making sure you don’t spill the beer in your other hand, it’s fun to toss a frisbee around when camping or otherwise outdoors. That said, I’ve never had a chance to try my skills at Ultimate Frisbee, a sport I think I might have been decent at. Mrs. Sip and I have recently tried Disc Golf and while vast improvements are needed, it’s a fun way to spend an afternoon.
Pickleball
All the rage amongst senior citizens – and, to be fair, some young folks, as well. I could see Mrs. Sip and I picking up this activity once our schedule clears of kid bookings in the distant future. For now, though, I won’t be running out to buy a paddle and ball set… no matter how much I like pickles!
Boxing
Mrs. Sip will tell you I already have brain issues, so taking repeated blows to my head doesn’t sound very appealing. Putting on a set of gloves and hitting the punching or speed bag looks like it could be fun – and I’ve heard it’s a hell of a workout – but the opportunity has never presented itself.
Cricket
Such a needlessly complicated game, but what puts it on this list is the fact that Canada just isn’t a cricketing nation. I did try to learn the game and enjoyed watching it when studying in the U.K. and my one-channel TV played daily highlights of the 2007 World Cup, but that just didn’t translate once I returned home.
Skateboarding
Sure, I’ve been on a skateboard before, but I’ve never done more than a couple quick rides. My only true interaction with the sport is from X-Games viewing, Tony Hawk video game playing and Fail Army videos, which always seem filled with skateboarding mishaps.
BMX
See above.
Polo
This is similar to the cricket entry, as there really aren’t many polo grounds to be found in this part of the world. Add in the fact that I loathe horseback riding and this is not a good activity recipe.
Water Polo
This version of polo has potential, as I love being in the water and enjoyed playing European Handball in gym class as a teenager. Despite my intrigue, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the sport as an option anywhere close to me.
Racquet Ball
Perhaps the issue here is I don’t have business partners to play with while skipping out of work, as seems to be how the activity is portrayed in media. Once I’ve established myself in the corporate world, look out for me on the court!
Archery
While I love Robin Hood, particularly the Disney cartoon version of the folk character, I’ve never attempted to load bow and shoot an arrow. It seems so complicated. Boy Sip has a Nerf bow toy that I may try at some point as I’m often challenged to Nerf battles by my young adversary.
Gymnastics
I like doing flips and shit (or at least the younger version of me did), so I think I would have enjoyed being a gymnast. Plus, I bet my junk would have looked pretty impressive in one of those spandex singlets!
Field Hockey
While ice hockey is my favourite sport and is the national winter sport of Canada, the field version has never seemed to gain much traction in the country. Us hosers just love being in ice cold rinks too much.
Parkour
As a kid, I loved climbing and running around. Parkour combines these two activities in a blend of daredevil art. Boy Sip seems to have the energy and bravado to excel at the activity, with the only problem being finding a local outlet for him to try it.
MMA/Martial Arts
I have no belts in my collection, having never participated in karate, judo, jujitsu, etc. That said, I have a never quit attitude and I do not lack discipline. I’ve heard of others entering these worlds later in life, so I won’t close the book on these activities just yet.
Cocktail Corner: Victory Drink
- 2 oz White Rum
- Top with Lemonade
- Splash of Cranberry Juice
- Garnish with a Lime Wedge
What sports have you never played? If you’ve tried any of the above-mentioned activities, what’s your advice to a curious, albeit lazy, Sip Advisor?
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