Sip Trips #248: Festivals and Frivolities

Summer has gotten off to a good start. The Sip Advisor survived a couple single-parent stints, with the reward being a magical 12 days kid-free. Let’s see what the family got up to over the previous month:

As the calendar turned to July, we took the Siplings out for a night of trivia at Frankie G’s Pub. I was craving a sandwich and the pub delivered with their Turkey Clubhouse, which I paired with two Parallel 49 Trash Panda Hazy IPAs. As for the trivia, hosted by IQ2000, we did okay, but struggled with the music round, confirming once again that pub trivia should not include music rounds. I should also note that the manager of Frankie G’s was very attentive to all the guests.

One of Mrs. Sip’s work trips took her to the Kootenay region of B.C. While there, she visited Fernie Distillers, rounding up a trio of bottles to bring back home. Those libations included the Cinder Liqueur, Fernie Fog and Indigo Inversion Gin. Sometimes it pays to have Mrs. Sip on the road.

To celebrate a friend’s birthday in the middle of the month, we had dinner at The Keg. Given they were offering their Lobster Summer menu, I had to try the Lobster Roll, which was pretty good. My drinks over the course of the evening included an Old Fashioned, Gin Basil Lemonade and a pair of Yellow Dog High 5 Hazy IPA.

The following week, we celebrated the end of Boy Sip’s preschool days with dinner and a movie. Our meal took place at Boston Pizza, where Mrs. Sip and I both took advantage of the Everyday Favourites menu, each selecting a Rickards Red Boston Pint, which are $2 off. To eat, I enjoyed the Maple Bacon Burger, which is highlighted by a tasty maple barbecue sauce.

The next day, the kids were on the road with Ma and Pa Sip. A couple days prior, I had won tickets to the Punchbowl Festival on the PNE Fairgrounds, so the timing seemed perfect. Given our entry was free, saving us anywhere from $30-$50 each, you felt a little better about the money you now had to spend on tokens. We bought $50 worth of tokens to split, with ready-to-drink beverage samples costing two tokens each, while cocktail and liquor samples cost three to four tokens on average. We had a good variety of vodka sodas, tequila-based drinks, soju offerings, hard iced teas, and other options. I was also able to finally try the Redhead Macadamia Nut Rum that had been on my “to drink” list for some time, although tracking down a full bottle remains a challenge. We also tried the wares from two different taco trucks while at the event, with our favourite being the Golden Taco (Quesabirria) menu item from Taqueria Jalisco. All in all, we had a good time at Punchbowl, but without free tickets, I’m not sure I’d go again.

That evening, some friends joined us for pizza and board games at Pizzeria Ludica. Mrs. Sip and I split the Pineapple Pulled Pork Pizza and Two-Cheese Garlic Breadsticks, both of which were yummy. Our table split a pair of pitchers in the Fuggles & Warlock Last Mango and Steel & Oak Shiny Things Hazy IPA.

A few nights later, Mrs. Sip and I attended Kelly O’Bryan’s for Vancouver Trivia Party’s quiz night. We didn’t fare as well at this trivia as our Frankie G’s outing. For whatever reason, both of us were a little off for this challenge. To eat during the contest, I had the Tuna Poke Bowl and a couple Steel & Oak Red Pilsners.

We put a bow on the month by enjoying a night at The Outdoor Experience for one of their Sip ‘n Dip nights. Entry was $25 with two drink tickets each. We ended up adding two more drink tickets each, for an average of one drink per half hour over the two-hour event. As for what I drank, I had three Dead Frog Canada Proud Lagers, along with a Peach Lemonade Sour from the company. I went with beers over the various vodka and gin sodas, as the beers were larger servings at 473ml versus your standard 355ml cans for the ready-to-drink cocktails. We had a very fun time at the pool, with my only complaint being how most folks hoarded the floats, carrying them around to other parts of the park, instead of letting others use them.

Not content to end our night after the swimming, we travelled to the Fox & Hounds Pub and Restaurant. There, I took advantage of the half price Chicken Wings deal, opting for the Hotiyaki flavour, which they call Fire & Ice. We also split a pitcher for the table and even added a Lemon Drop shot for good measure.

August is already quite packed with various events, including excursions to Peachland and Qualicum Beach, as well as our summer voyage to the Disneyland Resort, where we got a sweet deal of eight nights for less than it would have cost to do six!

Love & Hate – Hugo Spritz

As summer has officially begun, let’s take a look at the elements that are awesome about this period each year, as well as the features that totally suck about it. First, let’s give some love to the season:

Swimming

Not much will ever beat floating in the pool with a drink in hand on a hot summer day. Having access to a pool my entire life has been special. Watching the Sipplings enjoy the pool as much as I did growing up will make me all the more sad when it’s gone. I do not look forward to the time when the Sip Family will have to search for alternatives to cool down.

Outdoors Activities… Particularly Drinking

No longer are we cooped up inside, stuck in front of the glorious TV, simply because we have nothing better to do. Now, we’re able to enjoy some fresh air and play. One of my favourite outdoor activities is drinking (big shock, right!?). Whether on or in a balcony, patio, porch, park, playground, etc., I’m ready for it all.

Outdoors

Women’s Wear

The summer season brings out the best in women’s fashion and I’m here for the ogling. Mrs. Sip has an entire closet of sexy dresses… and let’s not even get into the teeny bikinis! The heat of this period often results in minimal clothing, which is also a plus for the Sip Advisor!

Better Moods

People just generally seem to be happier in the summer. Maybe it’s the increased vitamin D we’re getting naturally from the sun. Whatever is helping people with their mental health, it should be embraced.

Lighter Traffic

Throughout the summer, traffic is lighter, thanks to folks going on vacation and schools being out. Unfortunately, traffic snarls still exist, but they don’t seem as heavy as during the other seasons of the year.

Sundress

Lack of Kids Activities

Mrs. Sip and I definitely breathe a sigh of relief at the end of each school/activity calendar. We try not to have the Sipplings booked into many things throughout the summer, so we can recharge the batteries for the next year.

Barbecues and Picnics

If there’s one thing the Sip Advisor loves similarly to good drinking, it’s good eating. The summer provides ample opportunity for wonderful feasts. I definitely eat my share of burgs, dogs and sandos throughout the season, not to mention all the wonderful side dishes that accompany these mains. Can’t forget dessert, which offers everything from cookies to pie to ice cream.

While summer is the preferred season of many, there’s reasons why others dread the period. Here are some elements to hate from June to September:

Heat/Humidity

This is the most obvious complaint about summer. I’m lucky to live in a place with generally mild temperatures throughout the year – it never really gets too cold or too hot – but we still have times where the heat can be suppressive. Because we live in a mild climate part of the world, most don’t bother with air conditioning and are at the mercy of fans to keep cool during the hottest days of the year.

Fans

Sweating/Chafing

The Sip Advisor is a mild sweater and that gets exacerbated during the summer. I’m always paranoid that armpit or back sweats are becoming visible to everyone, especially if I’m forced to wear heavier clothing for work or other activities. Chafing, resulting from sweating, can be really painful. I wish the heat didn’t lead to these maladies.

Pressure to do Outdoors Stuff

At all times, there’s an overwhelming pressure to be doing countless activities with your kids. That only ramps up during the summer, as you become their sole outlet for good times and the nice weather makes them want to be outdoors all the time. Boy Sip, in particular, wants to go, go, go and needs a fair bit of action to calm his motor.

Insects

Mozzies, as the Aussies like to call them, are vile little creatures. Worse than their buzzing around you and bites are the itch sessions they create if they do get you. Almost as bad as mosquito attacks are any product that’s been released claiming to ward off these insects. Other bugs that aren’t fun to have around are bees, hornets and wasps. You’re also more likely to walk into spider webs during the summer.

Mosquito

Sports Offerings and Radio Listening

I live in a hockey mad market. When the sport is in off-season, there are few others I’m even remotely interested in. I also listen to a lot of sports talk radio when doing all the driving I’ve been tasked with. During the summer, I’m more likely to hear a baseball game I don’t care at all about, rather than the info-tainment I prefer.

Uncomfortable Nights in Bed

Each summer night, the thought of going to bed is practically stress-inducing. I typically sleep with no covers on and only put a comforter over my body if I awake in the middle of the night and am now cold. The only good thing about the sleeping heat is Mrs. Sip may get liberal with her nighttime attire.

Using Sunscreen

While I understand the need for sunscreen, applying the stuff really is awful. Nowadays, we also have to lather our kids up, so there’s so much more sunscreen being used. Thankfully, they now have more options than were available when I was a wee little sipper, but the improvements haven’t been drastic enough. I guess it’s still better than the sunburn alternative.

Sunscreen

Too Much Air Conditioning

As much as A/C can be a godsend, sometimes you grow tired of it. In the family vehicle, it seems to pump all summer long. It can also be extremely chilling going from oppressive outdoor heat into frosty stores and restaurants, to the point where you regret not bringing a light jacket with you.

Road Work

An old Jeff Foxworthy joke says that Canada’s four seasons of the year are almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. I get why so much road work occurs during the summer, as it presents the best opportunity to get stuff done in the most ideal weather, but couldn’t things be staggered a little more? Nowadays, no matter which route you take, you’re likely to come across some delay due to construction.

Wildfires and Smoke

While we don’t live in an area that is prone to wildfires, we like to travel there (Kelowna, B.C.) on occasion and became closely involved in a rapidly moving wildfire last summer that made our last night stay and morning departure more tense than it otherwise would have been. The smoke from these fires does eventually make its way to our area and causes closed doors and windows, despite higher temperatures. It also eliminates opportunities for the kids to expel some energy with outdoor activities.

Road Work

Overpriced Travel

Prior to kids, Mrs. Sip and I always did our best to travel in off-season times. Now, as parents, that is much more difficult to achieve, unless we take the kids away from their schools and activities. This means paying more for flights, accommodations and attractions, while being surrounded by all the people who are forced to do the same. I miss the days when we could avoid much of this.

Back to School

In recent years, it seems kids have just begun their summer vacations when back to school promotions start. Can’t the youngsters – and their parents – enjoy a couple weeks of bliss, before turning their minds to the impending doom of September?

Love & Hate: Hugo Spritz

Hugo Spritz

  • 2 oz Elderflower Liqueur
  • Top with Prosecco
  • Splash of Club Soda
  • Garnish with Mint Leaves

So many summer drinks involve Prosecco, including this member of the Spritz family. Some other irritations of summer include going to the beach, being stuck inside for work or other nefarious reasons, lawn mower noise, manure smell, and overheated cars. What do you love or hate about the season?

July 7 – Watermelon Mojito

Summer in the City

With summer upon us, it’s time to throw out some ideas for things you can do with the missus or the little ones. Here are some treasured Sip Advisor summer activities!

Drive-In Movie

The whole experience might as well be called, “How to Gorge Yourself on Snacks in a Few Hours,” but that’s all part of the fun. Our local drive-in presents two or three movies each night for the low price of $12.50! Because you’re in your own car, you can chat with your car mates without being shushed by other moviegoers and can even get a little naughty with your best gal, should the inspiration arise.

That's one hell of a line-up!

That’s one hell of a line-up!

Swimming

I’ve been lucky enough to grow up my entire life with a pool in the backyard, first an above-ground tank and later an in-ground swimming hole. It’s hard to see my life without easy access to water and a place to hang out with drinks, sun, and fun. Over the years, the pool has been home to some crazy behavior, such as backyard wrestling, balcony jumps and skinny dipping!

Fire Pit

After a day in the cement pond, we’ll often light up the fire pit at the Sip Advisor headquarters, where roasting marshmallows and building smores are the first order of business. Talk around the campfire is always entertaining, especially when one member of the Sip Alliance can’t control an Irish accent he’s never exhibited before and it only comes out when he’s tanked!

Camping

Ah, the great outdoors… where people stupidly risk the elements for the sake of “getting back to nature”. I’m just thankful that I’m a dude and I can pee wherever I want, while the ladies always have to have good facilities within walking distance. Food while camping is certainly a highlight of the entire experience, with so much junk that it would make any healthy person question the entire practice.

camping

Baseball Game

While I prefer other sports more, the ‘boys of summer’ experience is one not to be missed. It’s a great night out to hit the diamond and support your local team, whether professional, amateur, or beer league. The snacks and beer at a baseball game often overtake the actual sport itself in attention spent, but sometimes you get that special experience where your team ties the game late and wins in extra innings prior to a fireworks show (true story!).

Picnic in the Park

Very few things are as relaxing and peaceful as a picnic in the park. Just throw your blanket down wherever you’re comfortable and lay out, enjoying a spread of sandwiches, salads, chips, cookies, and wine or beer if you can sneak your sips in. You can even combine your meal with a rollerblade, bike ride, or top it all off with some playground activity!

Drink #188: Watermelon Mojito

Watermelon Mojito

  • Muddled Watermelon, Lime and Mint
  • 1.5 oz Appleton Rum
  • Top with Lemon-Lime Soda
  • Garnish with Watermelon Cube, Lime Wedge and Sugar Cane Stir Stick

While those are my favourite activities, there are a number of things I’d like to try again from the days of summer past, like busting out the ol’ slip and slide and getting soap in my eyes or a concussion from smacking noggins with another slider. Good… no, scratch that… GREAT times!

Sip Advisor Bar Notes (4.5 Sips out of 5):
I love Watermelon and I love Mojitos, so put the two together and you have a winning combination. I subbed Appleton Rum in for White Rum and it was a perfect choice given Watermelon’s light taste.